On May 27th, I ran with two other officers and the Chief of my police department in the Law Enforcement Torch Run for the special olympics. There were a couple of news clips where you could see me for a second here and there, but not long enough that I think it's worth looking for the links now.
As soon as he gets in the elevator, I go to talk to the students to find out what kind of threats he had been making. They told me he had been reading stuff off of his phone really loud and playing his music really loud to try to get back at them for talking, and when they didn't react, he came over and started telling them that they didn't want to f*** with him and that they better not run into him outside the library or they would be sorry, etc. etc... So while they're telling me this, Moron comes back and starts yelling to me about how outrageous it is that they wouldn't move and how there were six of them and he didn't have anyone on his side. So I tell him to go back upstairs and as soon as I'm done talking to them I would come and get his side of the story from him. He refuses. I gave him a couple chances to leave the area peacefully and he refused repeatedly. So then I tell him I'm going to cite him for disorderly conduct and I need his identification. He refuses to give it to me and steps back into the elevator. We follow him into the elevator. I give him one last chance to give me his ID or he gets to go to jail. He refuses so I pulled my cuffs and grabbed his wrist. Moron tries to pull his hand away and we start fighting with him in the elevator trying to get him into handcuffs. All the while he's yelling about how outrageous this is and how he knows this guy who is the son of a major donor for the university and how he's going to sue...
Anyway, we get tired of fighting with him, so the other officer pulls her taser, presses it against the moron's chest and tells him if he doesn't stop fighting, she's going to tase him. He refuses and gets tased. The sucky thing is I have the handcuffs in my hand and my hand pressed against his back, so I feel the shock up to about my elbow of my left hand. So I let go of him to prevent getting shocked further. Unfortunately, the elevator doors open and Moron makes a run for it the minute the shock stops. So then I have to chase him through the second floor of the library and there's people sitting at tables on either side of me. (Side note: I had been really sick and very congested so I'm coughing and wheezing the whole time this is going on)
The other officer and I trap him in one of the rows of bookshelves and we begin the fight to get him into custody again. The other officer rams him but isn't able to get him to the ground, so I grab his left arm, throw my leg out in front of his legs and used a technique I learned during a jiu jitsu class in the police academy and throw him, that's right, I lifted him off the ground and threw him on his face, jumped on top of him, placed my knee in his back and proceeded to cuff him. Moron starts crying and yelling stuff about having systemic lupus and how he was going to sue us both. I kept him on the ground until we got another officer there to help us get him and his stuff back upstairs to where my patrol car was parked. I ended up taking him to jail on 4 charges instead of just the disorderly conduct that he would've gotten if he'd just listened to me from the beginning.
After I got to jail I started realizing that though I hadn't gotten hurt in the fight, I had sustained a couple casualties. Moron somehow ripped the flap of my shirt pocket half off and broke my sunglasses. He also gave the other officer a fat lip. He has since been asked to leave the University by the Dean's office. I guess he was a mouthy jerk to the officers working when he came by the police station to pick up his backpack and stuff when he got released from jail and to the dean of students, so the dean decided he just needed to go elsewhere for his education. Good riddance!
This me playing second base as I was about to catch a throw from the left fielder to get the runner out.
This is me batting. Durh.

And this is me running to second base which was as far as I got the whole game. Good times. I'll try not to wait so long before I update again, although it may be July before I have anything of note to blog about. I'm stoked for my backpacking trip with my cousin Nicki to Buckskin Gulch 4th of July weekend. It's gonna be awesome!

2 comments:
Wow, sounds like you put up a good fight, I bet "moron" didn't expect that!!
Morons will be morons. So do you think he will he get any jail time? Did he have a record? He should get a couple of years just for breaking the sunglasses!
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